Swimming Poo

I was at the computer the other day and heard "Mommy come see" from the bathroom. Now, let me give you a little background to that comment. While potty training it was a pretty big deal when something would go in the potty. I thought it would end when the potty training was done, but after months of being potty trained the excitement is still going strong. This particular time is now my favorite. The conversation went as follows:

Hayden: "Look Mommy, my poos are swimming"
Me: "They are?" (with equal excitement in my voice)
Hayden: "Yes they are cause they don't have any legs to walk so they have to swim"
(I pause trying not to laugh while thinking what to say next)
Hayden: "But Elephants have legs"

And with that, he gave the poo his normal parting farewell while flushing.
"Good bye poos, I will see you later!"